Dinosauria

Yes, I found a dinosaur egg in my salad – these things happen.

How did I know it’s a dinosaur? I dunno – maybe it was the tiny spiny lizard tail that was wriggling out of a crack in the egg.

I took him home, fed him & nursed him, but he outgrew the fishtank and bucket within days.

For now, he’s inside an artificial pond in my condominium. People have started wondering why the koi fish keep disappearing, so I’ll have to find him a new place to muck around in.

It’s a good thing I live close to the sea.